{"product_id":"beefcake-pop-art-birthday-bear-5x7-61679","title":"Beefcake Pop-Art Birthday Bear – 5x7 Folded Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eNeon muscle slams into comic-panel chaos: a thick, bearded beast of a man flexes in screaming pinks, acid yellows, and electric cyan, chest hair rendered in perfect Ben-Day dots that pop like confetti under club lights. Those tiny briefs are fighting for their life, stretched thin over a bulge that doesn’t whisper—it roars. Warhol collides with Tom of Finland in a riot of color so loud you’ll hear the bass drop when you open the card. Slide this into an envelope and someone’s birthday just went from mild to “call the fire department.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on White cardstock—the turns every neon slash into molten candy, makes the sweat beads sparkle like actual glitter, and gives the whole piece a deliciously expensive drag-queen glow. Blank inside, because sometimes “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” on the front already says too much… and you’ve got filthier things to write.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💪 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Birthdays that need a safe word\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bear-week care packages\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pop-art queens and comic nerds who like their men extra\u003cbr\u003e\n• “Sorry your ex was boring” recovery kits\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone whose fridge door is basically a thirst gallery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Card Options:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single Card (one very lucky daddy)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 5-Pack Set (spread the neon love)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 10-Pack Set (party season just got dangerous)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📐 Details:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Size: 5x7 inches (folded) – hefty enough to feel like a present\u003cbr\u003e\n• White cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank inside – your marker, your masterpiece\u003cbr\u003e\n• Includes A7 self-seal pearl white envelope (no licking required, but encouraged)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ships discreetly – plain packaging, zero judgment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake their birthday pop louder than the briefs about to surrender.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SteelPulseMStudio","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":47951657042148,"sku":"PRE-BEEPOP-SIN-B16F","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5-Pack Card Set","offer_id":47951657074916,"sku":"PRE-BEEPOP-5PA-B16F","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10-Pack Card Set","offer_id":47951657107684,"sku":"PRE-BEEPOP-10P-B16F","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/4589\/7956\/files\/il_fullxfull.7454175186_qnzt.jpg?v=1771908183","url":"https:\/\/www.steelpulsemstudio.com\/products\/beefcake-pop-art-birthday-bear-5x7-61679","provider":"Steel Pulse MStudio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}