Executive Undress – Homoerotic Office Fantasy Print

The boardroom’s empty, the tie’s still knotted, but everything else is coming undone. A stranger’s hand (or maybe it’s yours) slides across abs that belong on a billboard, while olive trousers drop to reveal a navy jockstrap straining against the promotion of the century. Brick walls, warm light, and the kind of oil-paint texture that makes skin look edible. This is the meeting that never made the calendar.

What You’ll Receive:
One high-resolution, lab-quality print on glossy premium photo paper, ready to frame. Gloss turns every brushstroke into fresh sweat.

Available Size Choices:
• 13x19 – Shipped rolled in a protective poster tube (for the corner office you’ll never leave)
• 8.5x11 – Shipped flat
• 5x7 – Shipped flat (fits right inside the briefcase… or the desk drawer)

Hang it where the dress code goes to die.