Leather Daddy’s Birthday Command – 5x7 Folded Greeting Card

Ink-black shadows carve a mountain of muscle: arms crossed like crossed whips, harness straps biting into a chest that’s all fur and steel. Beard sharp enough to cut glass, eyes that say “kneel” without a word, and leather pants slung so low the promise underneath feels like a threat. Pure high-contrast Tom-of-Finland fury on a midnight canvas—when this card hits the table, the room drops a safeword and remembers who’s in charge.

Printed on White cardstock, because even the meanest Daddy deserves a little sparkle. The pearl sheen turns every white highlight into molten silver, makes the harness gleam like fresh-polished chrome, and gives the whole piece that wet-look danger that photographs can’t capture. Inside is completely blank—perfect for orders, threats, or the softest “good boy” you’ve ever written.

💪 Perfect For:
• Birthdays that start with “Sir, yes Sir”
• Leather daddies, pups, and everyone deliciously in-between
• Dungeon fridge décor
• Reminders that age is just a number… and so is the count of spanks
• Anyone who hears “HBD” and thinks “Harder, Birthday Daddy”

📦 Card Options:
• Single Card (one growl at a time)
• 5-Pack Set (for the whole pack)
• 10-Pack Set (Folsom-level preparedness)

📐 Details:
• Size: 5x7 inches (folded) – solid, heavy, authoritative
• White cardstock
• Blank inside – your rules, your ink
• Includes A7 self-seal pearl white envelope (peel and obey)
• Ships discreetly – because privacy is part of the game

Send it. Wait for the thank-you text that starts with “Sir…”