{"product_id":"leather-daddys-birthday-command-43571","title":"Leather Daddy’s Birthday Command – 5x7 Folded Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eInk-black shadows carve a mountain of muscle: arms crossed like crossed whips, harness straps biting into a chest that’s all fur and steel. Beard sharp enough to cut glass, eyes that say “kneel” without a word, and leather pants slung so low the promise underneath feels like a threat. Pure high-contrast Tom-of-Finland fury on a midnight canvas—when this card hits the table, the room drops a safeword and remembers who’s in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on White cardstock, because even the meanest Daddy deserves a little sparkle. The pearl sheen turns every white highlight into molten silver, makes the harness gleam like fresh-polished chrome, and gives the whole piece that wet-look danger that photographs can’t capture. Inside is completely blank—perfect for orders, threats, or the softest “good boy” you’ve ever written.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💪 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Birthdays that start with “Sir, yes Sir”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Leather daddies, pups, and everyone deliciously in-between\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dungeon fridge décor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Reminders that age is just a number… and so is the count of spanks\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who hears “HBD” and thinks “Harder, Birthday Daddy”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Card Options:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Single Card (one growl at a time)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 5-Pack Set (for the whole pack)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 10-Pack Set (Folsom-level preparedness)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📐 Details:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Size: 5x7 inches (folded) – solid, heavy, authoritative\u003cbr\u003e\n• White cardstock\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank inside – your rules, your ink\u003cbr\u003e\n• Includes A7 self-seal pearl white envelope (peel and obey)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ships discreetly – because privacy is part of the game\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend it. Wait for the thank-you text that starts with “Sir…”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SteelPulseMStudio","offers":[{"title":"Single Card","offer_id":47951653011684,"sku":"PRE-LEADAD-SIN-MM4J","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5-Pack Card Set","offer_id":47951653044452,"sku":"PRE-LEADAD-5PA-MM4J","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10-Pack Card Set","offer_id":47951653077220,"sku":"PRE-LEADAD-10P-MM4J","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/4589\/7956\/files\/il_fullxfull.7504102763_22gl.jpg?v=1771908135","url":"https:\/\/www.steelpulsemstudio.com\/products\/leather-daddys-birthday-command-43571","provider":"Steel Pulse MStudio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}