Adult Greeting Card | Balls Toilet Water Pun | Cheeky Birthday NSFW | Adult Gay Humor Card | Single or 5-Pack
$4.99
The Birthday Card That Goes There 🚣Getting older has never been so hilariously on the nose. This outrageously funny NSFW birthday card features a toilet illustration alongside the unforgettable mes...
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The Birthday Card That Goes There 🚣
Getting older has never been so hilariously on the nose. This outrageously funny NSFW birthday card features a toilet illustration alongside the unforgettable message: "ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO YOUR BALLS TOUCHING THE TOILET WATER!" — followed by the cheeky kicker: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE! Rather you let them touch my mouth better."
Perfect for the friend, partner, or mate who can take a joke — and appreciates one that goes just a little too far. A guaranteed laugh-out-loud moment.
✨ Card Details
- Premium folded cardstock — 5x7 inches
- Glossy front finish for bold, vibrant artwork
- Blank inside — write your own personal message
- Includes envelope
- Professionally printed in the USA
📦 Purchase Options
- Single Card — 1 card + 1 envelope ($4.99)
- 5-Pack Set — 5 cards + 5 envelopes, same design ($19.99)
🎨 Print Quality
High-quality, professional-grade printing with crisp detail and rich color — because even the most ridiculous cards deserve to look great.