Adult Greeting Card | This Card Entitles Anal Sex | Cheeky NSFW Voucher | Adult Kinky Humor | Single or 5-Pack
$4.99
The Gift That Keeps On Giving 🎨Forget gift wrap — this card is the gift. Featuring bold graffiti-style lettering with the unmistakable declaration: "THIS CARD ENTITLES YOU TO ANAL SEX."Brazen, dire...
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The Gift That Keeps On Giving 🎨
Forget gift wrap — this card is the gift. Featuring bold graffiti-style lettering with the unmistakable declaration: "THIS CARD ENTITLES YOU TO ANAL SEX."
Brazen, direct, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Perfect for the partner who has everything, anniversaries that call for something a little extra, or birthdays where you want to make a truly unforgettable impression.
✨ Card Details
- Premium folded cardstock — 5x7 inches
- Glossy front finish with bold graffiti-style artwork
- Blank inside — write your own personal message
- Includes envelope
- Professionally printed in the USA
📦 Purchase Options
- Single Card — 1 card + 1 envelope ($4.99)
- 5-Pack Set — 5 cards + 5 envelopes, same design ($19.99)
🎨 Print Quality
High-quality, professional-grade printing with sharp, vivid detail — because bold statements deserve bold presentation.